I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
a search helicopter?!
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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