She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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