how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
pop tarts are not kleenex
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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