oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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