i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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