as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
wow bdsm is so cute
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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