Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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