That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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