you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I did not marry a roomba.
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