garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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