He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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