when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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