im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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