his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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