No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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