I wannas sexs uuuuu
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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