Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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