and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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