After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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