Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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