: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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