he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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