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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
