problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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