Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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