He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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