I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I am mentally ready for anal.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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