oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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