If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Can I color on your dick again?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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