fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Quick, to the slutcave!
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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