If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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