i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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