Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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