he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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