Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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