His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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