I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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