I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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