i just had sex bonerless
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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