my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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