would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
