But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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