You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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