Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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