1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
