I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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