I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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