You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
