I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
