I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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