Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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