I must be too annoying 4 u.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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